Oh this is the best, I never realised how good sleep was until I had kids. I even did my thesis on it, and I still didn’t know.I was already chronically sleep-deprived from my job, and then along came babies like a freight train full of fatigue and smelly nappies.The joke is, I thought IContinue reading “Sleep!”
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SEX!
I don’t know if I should talk about this one, I’m pretty shy. But it needs to be done. Add to that, most of my clients seem to be as corrupt as a federal sports grant, so this is for you, you bunch of messed-up deviates.I’m not going to lie, and relatives, y’all need toContinue reading “SEX!”
I’m A Parent
Being a parent is the toughest job in the world.I’m a parent.I have the toughest job in the world.Now before you get all poltergeist on me, and bring up jobs like ‘lion tamer’ or ‘masseuse for sumo wrestlers’, here is some science.I was once single, carefree, hitting the gym during the week and the napsContinue reading “I’m A Parent”
Can you guess where I’m writing this?I’ll let you in on a secret, I quite enjoy the toilet.It’s like being in prison without the issue of being so pretty. No one can get to you, there’s a social custom dictating that no one bothers you, and, well, there’s stuff to do, like thinking, movie-watching andContinue reading
My First Blog Post
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. — Oscar Wilde. This is the first post on my new blog. I’m just getting this new blog going, so stay tuned for more. Subscribe below to get notified when I post new updates.
Introduce Yourself (Example Post)
This is an example post, originally published as part of Blogging University. Enroll in one of our ten programs, and start your blog right. You’re going to publish a post today. Don’t worry about how your blog looks. Don’t worry if you haven’t given it a name yet, or you’re feeling overwhelmed. Just click theContinue reading “Introduce Yourself (Example Post)”
The Perfect Parenting Guide To Perfectly Perfect Parenting 